February 2010
2 posts
January 2010
6 posts
I would like to
receive handcuffs and a handgun for Christmas.
Now you have plenty of time to save up some money, man bitch.
Pablo Banila is getting better everyday.
December 2009
12 posts
This Yourworldoftext thing is addictive
I put:
“What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?”
I got “Lee-povitan” and “semen.”
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Just came home from a suicide party
But it was just me who thought of it that way.
It was GIN! Drown me in beer and I still can recite “Panatang Makabayan.”
November 2009
3 posts
I'm giving a lover knuckle dusters next week
and I’m trying to come up with a nice intro.
“Your god has sent me to tell you you need to punch someone in the throat tonight.”
“I bought this for myself but I think it would be nice if I’d just give you this as an unbirthday present. It’s not that I think you need this. Wanna test if it’s working?” (shows him my left jaw)
“You, wearing...
I am 21 and I still have nothing to offer.
I’ve been pressing this backspace key for quite a while now. I can hear it telling me to get this over with because it’s already 3 a.m.
There’s nothing much to say, really. I think I just need to take a dump regularly. And I think Tumblr’s the best toilet I could ever choose.